The Lord’s Supper — or breakfast?

I wrote the fol­low­ing sar­cas­tic paraphrase:

Luke 22:14 And when the hour came that they woke up, he sat the table, and the apos­tles with him. 15 And he said to them, “I have earnestly desired to do this cer­e­mony with you before I suf­fer; 16 for I tell you I shall not do it until it is ful­filled in the king­dom of God.” 17 And he poured juice into small cups, and when he had given thanks he said, “Take this, and pass it around; 18 for I tell you that from now on I shall not drink this juice until the king­dom of God comes.” 19 And he took a cracker, and when he had given thanks he snapped it and gave it to them, say­ing, “This is my body which is given for you. Do this in remem­brance of me.” 20 And like­wise the small cups after break­fast, say­ing, “The juice in these cups which is poured out for you is the new covenant in my blood.” (more…)

Tongues as Signs for Unbelievers — what are they?

Let me share a few thoughts on the sub­ject of tongues. I am aware that this is very con­tro­ver­sial, but so be it. Here I give you a list of how these pas­sages are often interpreted:

No. in Acts in 1Corinthians
1. for­eign languages for­eign languages
2. for­eign languages Pagan extatic utterances
3. for­eign languages spe­cial lan­guage (between man and God)
4. spe­cial language spe­cial language

Let us lay the foun­da­tion to the cor­rect under­stand­ing of the Scrip­tures. (more…)